Miss Lucy had some leeches
her leeches liked to suck
and when they drank up all her blood
she didn't give a-

Funny when the doctors
Had locked her in her cell
Miss Lucy screamed all night
that they should go to bloody-

Hello to the surgeon
With scalpel old and blunt
He'll tie you to the table
And he'll mutilate your-

Come its nearly teatime
The lunatics arrive
The keepers bleed them all until
there's no one left a-

Lively little rodents
Are eaten up by cats
We're subject to eperiments
Like labratory -

Rats, I've dropped a teacup
How easily they break
I'm on my hands and knees until
I pay for my mis-

Take off all your clothing
We've only just begun
We have no anesthesia
Its eighteen-forty-

One thing we should tell you
Before you try again
The tests are all invented
By a lot of filthy -

Mentally hysteric
She's failed the exam
Don't bother telling Lucy
For she doesn't give a -

Damn that nitrous oxide
For when you can't escape
They say the surgeons oft commit
A murder or a -

Razor blades are rusty
And not a lot of fun
So when they try to amputate
Your legs you better -

Run and fetch he chemist
A patient's feeling sad
She's been in chains for ages
And she isn't even -

Madness in a nuisance
And no one is immune
Your sister, mum or daughter
May become a raving-

Lunatics are dangerous
And doctors are obeyed
They also go together
Just like toast and marma-

Ladies are like children
With brains the size of squirrels'
Let's give the clitoridectomies
To all the little -

Girls are helpless treasures
That daddies must protect
So lie upon the table
For the doctors to in-

Speculums are super
And stirrups all the rage
So spread a lady's legs
And put her back into her -

Cage of naked crazies
The surgeon's here to bleed
The doctors are all learned men
And some can even -

Reading can be risky
For women on the verge
It only did us worlds of good
To poison, leech and -

Purging is a penance
Phlebotomy's a chore
No need to sterilize the tools
We never did be-

'Fore the night is over
Before you go to bed
They'll take a hammer and a nail
And jam it in your -

Headstones in the courtyard
And statues in the park
Are not for the insane
Just leave them rotting in the -

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